Real Portland, OR weather (ZIP 97233) β 17 weather types including rain, snow, thunderstorm, tornado, hail, freezing rain, sleet, fog, wildfire smoke, haze, ice, and high winds. All driven by the actual current weather outside your window.
Real Mt. Hood β the mountain in the background shows accurate snow coverage based on real snow depth and freezing level data from the actual Mt. Hood. Snow line rises and falls with real conditions.
Day / night cycle synced to Portland time β sunrise, sunset, stars, moon phases, all accurate to the minute.
Astronomically accurate sun and moon β real sun position based on 97233 coordinates + time. Moon phase (new/crescent/full/etc.) synced to actual lunar cycle.
Friendly morning sun & calm goodnight moon β warm smiling faces that rise and set with the day.
Live clocks for Portland and where family visits, with live weather both places.
🐳 WHO LIVES HERE
Farm friends: cows, horses, chickens, goats, llamas, alpacas, pigs, capybaras, camels, penguins. Say hi to Daisy the cow.
Everyone has a voice β animals chatter with each other when they get close.
Baby animals wobble after their moms.
Friendships β buddies that stay near each other grow little floating hearts.
Click to pet β they get happy.
Click anywhere to drop hay β they'll wander over and eat it.
🚗 WHO PASSES THROUGH
Monster truck β a giant monster truck with a NOAH flag flying off the back. Watch for ramp jumps, castle jumps, showoff backflips, and a nitro-fire exhaust. If something blocks him too long he throws a tiny tantrum.
Green farm tractor β putters around and leaves tire tracks at night.
Ember the dragon β soars overhead wearing sunglasses by day and a nightcap by night, breathing little puffs of fire.
Hot air balloon β a smiley-face balloon drifts on the breeze.
WW2 biplane β tows a "NOAH RULES!" banner.
Cessna skydiving plane β drops a wingsuit flyer over the farm.
Migrating birds in a V-formation glide past.
The Great Sandworm β a giant striped worm that sometimes bursts from the sand when everything gets very still.
🏔 WHAT'S OUT THERE
Mt. Adams β the second-tallest mountain you can see from Portland, out to the east with live snow coverage.
Mt. St. Helens β the flat-topped volcano from the 1980 eruption, puffing a little steam when she rumbles for real.
Mt. Jefferson β Oregon's 2nd-tallest peak. Jagged triple-summit with its own snowboarder and dormant seismic feed.
Mt. Hood snowboarder β carves down the snowy slopes of Mt. Hood, kicking up powder.
Captain the rooster weathervane β perched on the castle, spinning to point into the real Portland wind.
Game day banners β bouncing balls and team chants on real game days for the Trail Blazers, Timbers, Bears, Cubs, and White Sox.
✨ MAGIC & AMBIENCE
God rays / sunbeams from the sun during the day.
Golden hour warm orange overlay at sunrise and sunset.
Morning mist hugging the ground 5β8am.
Floating pollen and dust motes catching the sunlight.
Fireflies at dusk β rise from the grass, follow your cursor.
Butterflies drift around during the day.
Fish jumping out of the pond with splashes.
Falling leaves in autumn (SepβNov Portland time).
Whispering wind β shimmer waves in the grass; flowers and trees lean in the wind.
Shooting stars & comets at night.
Shimmering lights dancing across the night sky once in a while.
Midnight fireworks show β a 60-second show every Portland midnight.
Rainbow wow moment β a full double rainbow after the rain stops; the animals look up and say "wow".
Tornadoes, lightning, wildfire smoke, freezing rain β all tied to real weather outside.
🎄 HOLIDAYS & EVENTS
Christmas (Dec 1 β Dec 25) β twinkling Christmas lights strung across the sky, decorated Christmas tree in the corner, Santa's sleigh with 8 reindeer + Rudolph flies across the sky (more frequently on Christmas Eve & Day), Frosty the Snowman walks across the farm waving.
Halloween (all Oct) β carved jack-o'-lanterns scattered on the ground (glow at night), Frankenstein's Monster walks across, a howling wolf stops to howl at the moon, a translucent ghost floats by saying "Boo!", extra spooky bats flying in front of the moon.
July 4th β red/white/blue bunting all day, fireworks show in the evening with a "🎌 INDEPENDENCE DAY 🎌" banner.
New Year's Eve β 10-second countdown at 11:59:50 PM with a descending sparkly ball, fireworks show at midnight with a giant "🎉 HAPPY NEW YEAR 🎉" banner.
Campo Grande & Brazil holidays β Carnaval confetti, Festa Junina lanterns, Independence Day, Mato Grosso do Sul State Day, SobΓ‘ Day, Pantanal Day, Folklore Day, and more!
🇧🇷 BRAZIL & CAMPO GRANDE
Carnaval — confetti rains from the sky
Festa Junina — bunting flags and a bonfire every June
Children's Day — balloons and streamers for Noah on Oct 12
Folklore Day — Saci, Curupira, and the pink dolphin visit
Campo Grande's Birthday — a cake with a candle for every year since 1899
Pantanal Day — jaguars, capybaras, and a stork visit the pond
…and more quiet Brazilian days all year
✨ THE SKY REMEMBERS
Every visit adds a tiny star to the night sky. The stars remember. After forty stars, they find each other and become something bigger. After more visits still, even those can merge into something rarer. Look up at night. The sky is older than you think.
🎮 TOOLS
CRT button (bottom-right) β retro TV scanlines overlay.
Speed dial (bottom-right) β control time flow from turtle to rabbit.
The farm is full of little surprises. Try clicking things. 😉
📍 FARM STRUCTURES
Bouncy castle with inflating animation, tower flags, bouncing sparkles
Windmill with spinning blades and window glow at night
Pond with ducks, lily pads, cattails, jumping fish, and shimmering reflection
Crop field and trampoline
Truck jump ramp
Rustic fence with wood grain and rope wraps
Trees (Douglas firs and pines — native Pacific Northwest conifers), flowers, pebbles, wildflowers
🛱 MORSE CODE LIGHTHOUSE
A little white-and-red lighthouse stands on the shore of Noah's Farm. Its lantern alternates all day between two Morse code broadcasts: (1) a secret kid-friendly word chosen daily (birthdays, Christmas, Halloween, July 4th, storms, snow days, and more) and (2) a short live 97233 Portland weather forecast (SUN, RAIN, SNOW, FOG, WIND, HOT, COLD, ICE, STORM, CLEAR, HAZY, WARM, CLOUDY). Use the chart below to decode today's messages!
Alternating: (open the farm to see!)
Today's word: (open the farm to see!)
📖 KID WORD POOL (400+ words)
Every day the lighthouse picks one of these words to blink. They rotate based on the date, so each day feels a little different. Happy decoding!
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Click anywhere to drop hay! Click animals to pet them!